saturdaaay ;

saturday , i woke up heeaps early and made scrambled eggs (8
i was so proud of myself , it was like my first ever time making scrambled eggs and i past with flying colours , not only were the eggs not burnt but they were edible too , oh so i thought .
theen , stupid kelly had to call me a asshole and tell me that im unloved and there was the start of my shit day , to cheer me up i decided to take a shower and wax my under arms , do you want to know what else i waxed ? , open your imagination and look inside (;
then i had gay ass tutor (:
afteeerwards my dad was like 20MILLION LOTTO ;
so he went to the cabra newsagency to place whatever it is , till he realised he left his wallet at home . (see where i get my memory from ?) so then i witnessed for the very first time in my 13years of living , my dad speeding . yeah speeding :L
to all of you there who are like wtf ? ;
my dad does not speed , ever .
my dad today drove through a yellow light . YELLOW . let my ehmpahsise that YELLOW for you (:
so then we went all the waaay home so he can get his wallet and drove back to cheso newsagency for the ticket . ROFLMAO .
now he keeps going on how he wants a BMW as soon as he wins ;
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